July 2012
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I bought a hat...
…I fear for my future.
That awkward moment when you spell your name wrong.
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You’re nothing but a piece of shit on a pedestal.
– François Truffaut in a letter to Jean-Luc Godard, June 1973. (via bbook)
Or, GPOY.
(via firthofforth)
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I Once Dated A Writer and
ryanhatesthis:
floralnymph:
Writers are forgetful, but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh.
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synecdoche:
“I’m a ten ticket thrill ride, don’t you wanna come inside?” is the best lyric on the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack.
suburbantragic asked: I can't really tell, but I think they make us smoke in the bathroom so that we're not seen by customers smoking outside, which is horribly unsanitary.
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My first boyfriend broke up with me in a note...
My first boyfriend broke up with me via AIM, after I’d walked the four blocks back to my house from his.
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ashpocalypse:krazykat-minionofmisha:uncagethemonster:consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:whitefolk:melpeezy:
wat do canadians give thanks for
being so close to america
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of our gays getting married
BAM!
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Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is...
ryanhatesthis:
Heads up y’all, time to cancel your Fourth of July plans, there’s a Firefly marathon on Science Channel.
Yeah, I’m supposed to be at a BBQ at 2, but Safe is playing, so I’m gonna be late.
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