June 2011
Best compliment ever
- Me: Am I just in a really good mood or does the coffee taste better today?
- Co-Worker: I just drank the shittiest cup of coffee of my life so it's probably just you. You do seem sort of peppy. Like a Veronica Mars type of peppy.
- Me: Thank you.
“A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, “They are afraid women will laugh at them.” When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, “We’re afraid of being killed.”
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http://www.pbs.org/kued/nosafeplace/articles/nightmare.html (via alullaby)
That sums it up
(via queen-of-everything)
I can never tell if someone's just nice or flirting with me...
…it makes for a lot of awkward office conversations.
I'm doing that thing at work where it looks like I'm typing up a survey but really I'm scanning the internet for good Pysch quotes.
My father just compared me to Groucho Marx...
…life win.
“C’mon, c’mon puppy let’s go see us win the Stanley Cup. C’mon, let’s go see us show those Candians who’s the best.”
—my mother, speaking to a dog
I think I like the night before my birthday much more than the actual day. The day before is all about anticipation and…it’s just so happy. It’s like the night before Chirstmas (except it’s your birthday). It’s hard to sleep because you now that tomorrow is the day you get to get older and people will say nice things to you (like “Happy Birthday!”) and the people that didn’t know will say “Oh my GAWD! HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY!” The moment when that actually happens is so silly and embarrassing and I’m not very good at being gracious (I tend to just walk away awkwardly with hunches shoulders and a rapidly spreading blush across my already pink cheeks while the quasi-stranger is still talking) but the night before, before all the silly hustle and bustle it just seems nice, and in my head I’m sooo polite.
thank you for being the only one who likes my friday afternoon link dumps. you're the bestest!
Omg, I love your big link dumps. I read what I can and save the rest for later. And it requires no actual work on my behalf, that’s my favorite part!
i need to smoke tonight.
this whole tonsillitis thing has really thrown a wrench into my ability to do drugs efficiently and effectively.
Damn straight.
I smoked when I had tonsillitis. It hurt like a motherfucker and it took two cigarettes to get the nictotine required, but I got it done.
