Curiousity: Weird fact about me. →
kinochestvo: huskerdont: I often get things I’ve heard people say stuck in my head. Like a song, but it’s just a sentence or two, either from a movie or real life. What’s really funny is when I have a loop going that was said by a person I am currently speaking with. That’ll fuck you up. Right now, I can hear Andrew… I seem to get Andrew’s HULGUHGULHGULHGGUHLGH stuck in my head most of...
Weird fact about me.
I often get things I’ve heard people say stuck in my head. Like a song, but it’s just a sentence or two, either from a movie or real life. What’s really funny is when I have a loop going that was said by a person I am currently speaking with. That’ll fuck you up. Right now, I can hear Andrew Sanson saying “You magnificent bastard, I read your book!” over and...
So that really fun thing happened where I try to...
If I go to bed before midnight it’s impossible for me to sleep until sunrise.
…I’ve had a bad week.” “What’s happened?” “Nothing’s happened. I’ve had a bad...– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via inmyskin) (via tatihc) (via flickflickflicker)
Raise your hand if you work with a very pleasant middle aged gentleman from your home state, who definitely isn’t hitting on you and who just brought you a blueberry muffin and chocolate, almond croissant, just cause he “thought you might like them.” Oh, just me? Sucks bros.
Rod Serling just said "MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT!!!"
johnwilkestooth: Ok he said “…mortal combat…on the outskirts of The Twilight Zone,” but still. Rod Serling is the one true love of my life.
Chris Kelly: Some Of My Favorite Dieting Tips From... →
synecdoche: Each of these tips may read like perfectly written jokes. But they’re actually real. 4. Recall a mortifying event and tell yourself that it was caused by the food. these are all hilariously horrible but this one is my favorite. i’m going to start believing that bacon is the reason i decided it was a good idea to do a a “racy” choreographed dance to destiny’s child “bug-a-boo” in...
I always assumed Edd from the show Ed Edd n Eddy...
johnwilkestooth: Motherfucker looks and acts like a chick. THIS SHOW IS CONFUSING GENDER ROLES. If you find that confusing you should read about the theory that all the kids on that show are actually dead, each represents a different decade and the whole show takes place in purgatory.
…fucking sucks and I don’t like it.
How To Smoke A Fucking Cigarette
firthofforth: hashtaghashtag: One of the very first things we published on The ## was this how-to, written as homage to The Awl. In honor of Mad Men Week, we’re going to re-publish (re-blogged, actually!) in full. We hope you enjoy it. Go to a gas station and buy a fucking pack of cigarettes. No, you wont get lung cancer. Lung Cancer is a false societal construct. Get a lighter, too. Ask...
Can you name all the buildings in Manhattan's... →
(via dontcookbilly) No.
live in NYC? listen up!
firthofforth: calmheart: my yoga studio is looking for a few good karmis! we are a gorgeous studio located in midtown manhattan, on 49th st & broadway. yes, right next to the beautiful theatre where fela! is playing. shifts are four hours each. once a week. you clean, straighten up, help students, and drink tea. it’s not as awful as it sounds. it’s easy. it’s fun. & you meet amazing...
The crazy fucking people on the internet make me...
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry most of the time. Both are probably acceptable.
I've had such a normal day today.
Last night I went to be early so today I woke up at a normal person (maybe even kind of early) time. I made coffee, checked email, did a little craigslist job hunting all with NY1 playing in the background. Then I went grocery shopping and made myself breakfast (cheese omelette with salsa). At 10 am I turned back into Paige for a while and watched like 3 hours of Supernatural and Jericho while...
exspectator: Hi, me momo Tim Heidecker! #he’s a dirty man! #he’s got a stink down there! #stay away from eric #he’ll rape ya best tags ever!
Oh God, the guy in the cubicle behind me is...
It’s at a volume where if he was surrounded by four walls, even flimsy walls, I wouldn’t be able to hear anything. But these shitty partitions don’t work like that and I’m going to claw out my eyes and throw them at him if this behavior persists. This is a place of restaurant business!
theangryprojectionist: emcum: reddresses: Okay you hipsters, listen up. Yes, they are attractive. Manly and all that crap, yes. But lets be honest, the rashes received after what was supposed to be a romantic kiss is NOT cute. Can I get an amen? gonna have to disagree there. i love beards on men. some sort of prickle really only comes from kissing stubble (aka a failed beard or “beard in...
The woman in the cubicle next to me is singing in...
I don’t know much Spanish (other than what little I can remember from one semester in the 6th grade and a few choice dirty words I’ve picked up in kitchens over the years) but this song only seems to have one verse that she’s just repeating over and over. Why does she think this is acceptable work behavior?
This is perfection →