Can pregnant women poop?
synecdoche: (via askthetubes) I’d like to give this poor kgb idiot the benefit of the doubt and suggest that he’s probably asking about pregnant ladies pooping on the table during birth. Like how they do.
So weeks and weeks later I'm finally going to try...
I’m already cringing.
Yeah, I'm having some trouble focusing.
Stand There 'Til You're Sober
jjaybles: Brown paper bags metal cans. Sixty degrees Fahrenheit. We can’t see the stars tonight ‘Cause apartments generate ambient light And I’m sorry that we’re not already drunk. Hours later we’re getting there Meters away from the shore My forty of Corona is just Drops away from being kicked And I don’t know what I’m gonna be tomorrow. When you stayed overnight making out with a...
theangryprojectionist: drwhat: theangryprojectionist: I’m all out of Pabst! all I have left is the case of chick beet I got for Rachel’s party! Drink it! Also, didn’t you only have a sixer of Pabst? How long did you think that was going to last you? you have a valid point…. but i did find a six pack of porter i totally forgot about…. and I’m making Weed Tea right now… and I know what...
London Beer Flood →
readmorewikipedia: The London Beer Flood occurred on October 17, 1814 in the London parish of St. Giles in the United Kingdom. At the Meux and Company Brewery on Tottenham Court Road, a huge vat containing over 135,000 imperial gallons of beer ruptured, causing other vats in the same building to succumb in a domino effect. As a result, more than 323,000 imperial gallons of beer burst out and...
theangryprojectionist: I’m all out of Pabst! all I have left is the case of chick beet I got for Rachel’s party! Drink it! Also, didn’t you only have a sixer of Pabst? How long did you think that was going to last you?