Curio City

month

February 2010

Is Taylor Swift speaking in the royal we?

Fuck you Jamie Foxx!

If I tried to take a video in the Grammy’s I’d be kicked the fuck out.

Eminem looks and sounds like old him.

January 2010

I got a text from Nick P telling me that Salinger...

In that moment I was simultaneously crushed and elated. Crushed because me goal in life is to be that motherfucker (minus the religious fanaticism) and elated because goddamn do I want to read some new Salinger, like holy mother fucking shit do you think they’ll release something tomorrow?!

akateisakate: One Great City! - The...

I want to read (or hear) peoples opinions about...

dogsdriveinhotcars: about as much as i want my teeth ground down with a nail file, whilst still attatched to my gums. Why would anyone grind your teeth down after they’d been removed?

when i'm super rich

synecdoche: i am going to buy beer and a dog* for everyone who has been funding my drinking problem since i graduated college. i wish i still got refund checks all the time. *this can be substituted for a car but i really think everyone should have a dog. What happened in your life that you think dogs and cars are of equal financial value.

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

huskerdont: kinochestvo: drwhat: kinochestvo: brendangerous: huskerdont: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the...

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

kinochestvo: brendangerous: huskerdont: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the window at both of you alley cats Here,...

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

huskerdont: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the window at both of you alley cats Here, this will help you sleep. Fuck...

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the window at both of you alley cats Here, this will help you sleep. Fuck yooooou! You...

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

huskerdont: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the window at both of you alley cats Here, this will help you sleep. Fuck yooooou! You haven’t internet fooled me...

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the window at both of you alley cats Here, this will help you sleep. Fuck yooooou! You haven’t internet fooled me like this since I...

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

brendangerous: drwhat: brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the window at both of you alley cats Here, this will help you sleep. Fuck yooooou! You haven’t internet fooled me like this since I actually attended Nonsense...

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

brendangerous: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. Quiet or I’ll throw a cyber boot out the window at both of you alley cats Here, this will help you sleep. Fuck yooooou! You haven’t internet fooled me like this since I actually attended Nonsense layouts.

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you. And whoever the hell set up time zones, but they suck for not giving us 11, so much power, it’s ridiculous. I believe you mean ridicerous. It’s okay, we all make mistake. Well, not me.

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

huskerdont: drwhat: huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind! Excuses, excuses. Also, it’s one hour behind. So says you.

My dashboard is full of people complaining about...

huskerdont: Babies. fuck you, two hours behind!

I fucked up my sleep schedule

I’ll never be able to handle a normal job.

tonight at trivia!

firthofforth: drwhat: firthofforth: dontcookbilly: shakespeareandshoes: our team name: “obama on healthcare: take two apple tablets and call me in the morning” no nick :o( lots of friends came, we had to split up into two teams (something about meat) totally owned the music category looney tunes pilot got drunk, spilled a beer alllllllll over me, the table, the floor, billy we...

tonight at trivia!

firthofforth: dontcookbilly: shakespeareandshoes: our team name: “obama on healthcare: take two apple tablets and call me in the morning” no nick :o( lots of friends came, we had to split up into two teams (something about meat) totally owned the music category looney tunes pilot got drunk, spilled a beer alllllllll over me, the table, the floor, billy we won! no more than 5 minutes...

You son of a beatch! http://rodneystares.ytmnd.com/

“The show is kind of like ‘Daria’ meets ‘Juno’ — without the whole pregnant...”

– Liz, about her MTV “My Life as Liz” show. i have never hated anyone more than i hate this bitch right now. you cannot compare a perfect show like freaks and geeks with one of the worst things i’ve ever watched. (via synecdoche) Her show is nothing like any of those things. One awkward teenage...