Curio City

don't worry about it

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queen-of-everything:

duhsville:

suburbantragic:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

Jim Gaffigan is on my list of people who aren’t actually funny. 

ugh, can everyone hear my scoffing from here? good.

shut up jim gaffigan this is a stupid post

Nail maintenance is important!

Filed under doing my nails calms me down

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gifthorsedentistry:

ryanhatesthis:

rickytenderly:

So my friend met this guy and went on a date with him. After the first date and a series of really fucked up things, she thought it would be best to not see him any more. He wouldn’t take no for an answer, so he has been sending her some texts to try and win her back…

yo this works tho i did this 2 a girl n she loved it it works i swear

“scratch your hair” is probably the weirdest thing I’ve read today


In other news, pretty sure this is enough legal justification for a restraining order, which I urge your friend to look into.

I gave a guy my number at a bar once and he texted me 5 times during my 20 minute train ride home. So I never responded.  He continued to text me 3 to 5 times a day, everyday, for 2 weeks.  He stopped for a while but then popped back up to wish me a happy International Women’s Day, a month after I’d met him.

Filed under I guess he thought that would clinch it hey baby are you busy? do you miss me? i miss you? why aren't you answering? are you mad at me? how's work? how was dinner? bitch. I. don't. know. you.