Curio City

Today I got to embarrass a pretentious yuppy in front of his children. So, altogether, it was worth getting out of bed.

My manager loves sticking knives in electrical sockets. Seriously, I’ve seen him digging around electricity with metal tools more than any other pastime. I think it’s a hobby.


my aesthetic is ‘fat girl trying desperately to avoid rhinestones and non-stretch material’. 

(via iridessence)


My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like, “Great!” And the teacher’s like, “Great!” Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early. - Amy Poehler

(via girlswhoarewolves)

Happy #NationalSiblingsDay. I’m the cutest, never forget it.

Happy #NationalSiblingsDay. I’m the cutest, never forget it.